It is quite evident that the embarrassing incident of Scarlett’s breast slip could have been avoided if necessary measures were taken, such as duct taping her breasts. It is also baffling to us Muslims why non-believers find pleasure in taking indecent pictures of almost naked women. From our perspective, a burka-clad woman provides all the information a man needs to know about her fertility potential.
Rewritten: The photo of Scarlett Johansson would have been more convenient for Muslims to judge her breeding potential if she had been wearing a burka instead of revealing her chest. By analyzing the fabric’s curves around her bosom and hips, we could have easily determined her ability to bear offspring. However, if we were to peer into her soulless eyes through the face slit, it would have been apparent that any possibility of mating with her would be pointless as she is deemed a degenerate whore who deserves punishment in the form of stoning.